'a ludicrous...very funny - fusion of fact and comic fantasy' The Times '! a dense clootie dumpling of a book.' Sunday Herald '! hilariously irreverent !' Daily Express 'It's a masterpiece in tongue-in-cheek ego-mania, a comic tour de force or - if you are the ghost of Mary Whitehouse - a nasty, smelly, subversive book about an incurable bighead who shouldn't be on the telly, let alone in print.' The Journal, Newcastle upon Tyne '! should get a few old farts in Tunbridge Wells trying to work out how to send emails ! Mayall's disciples will love this nook and he might win over several million more followers with it.' Sport Lads Mag (plus four stars) '! full of fun and laughter, just like the man himself. A word of warning: don't read it in public !the belly-laughs may cause embarrassment.' Nottingham Evening Post ***** Nuts Magazine